Daily Archives: July 14, 2010

And Now…4 The TinFoil Hate Hour!

Sue Myrick, the latest Congress Critter to Sail Off the Deep End Via Racism!

Hate is unhealthy! We all know this, but, it is looks like the stupidity of right wing extremism is taking a really long time to notice this obvious fact:

Congresswoman Terrified About Mexican-Dressing Hezbollah Members Crossing Border

From Gawker.Com

Rep. Sue Myrick’s niche is to constantly worry about Muslims infiltrating and conquering America. In this clip, she outlines a compelling new argument for Total Border Security: a couple of Hezbollah members have crossed the border over the past decade!

Myrick loves this stuff. She recently wrote the foreword to a wingnut book called Muslim Mafia: Inside the Secret Underworld That’s Conspiring to Islamize America. Uh, does anyone see much Islamizing around the U.S. these days? Then again, we wouldn’t see it, what with the underworld being secret and all.

Anyway, as with most Fox & Friends clips, the best part is when host Brian Kilmeade tries to synthesize it all:

Host Brian Kilmeade was convinced:

“Instead of talking about Mexicans coming here for a better life, we’re talking about Hezbollah coming here to infiltrate our borders and attack the country. That would change the entire dialogue when it comes to illegal immigration.”

Indeed, Brian, it would change everything. Focus the entire illegal immigration debate around a few Hezbollah dudes dressing up like Mexicans and heading to Dearborn, Michigan, because that is the main problem. Build 40 fences atop each other! 100,000 tanks!
Nuke Lebanon?

Send an email to Jim Newell, the author of this post, at newell@gawker.com.

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