Adam Kokesh: Portrait of an Attention Whore

Attention Whore Kokesh

Attention Whore Kokesh

 

The former member of a USMC PSYOPS unit and self-aggrandizing blowhard Adam Kotexkesh has planned a little stroll for gun nuts on July Fourth.

On the morning of July 4, 2013, Independence Day, we will muster at the National Cemetery & at noon we will step off to march across the Memorial Bridge, down Independence Avenue, around the Capitol, the Supreme Court, & the White House, then peacefully return to Virginia across the Memorial Bridge. This is an act of civil disobedience, not a permitted event. We will march with rifles loaded & slung across our backs to put the government on notice that we will not be intimidated & cower in submission to tyranny. We are marching to mark the high water mark of government & to turn the tide. This will be a non-violent event, unless the government chooses to make it violent. Should we meet physical resistance, we will peacefully turn back, having shown that free people are not welcome in Washington, & returning with the resolve that the politicians, bureaucrats, & enforcers of the federal government will not be welcome in the land of the free.

There’s a remote chance that there will be violence as there has been from government before, and I think it should be clear that if anyone involved in this event is approached respectfully by agents of the state, they will submit to arrest without resisting. We are truly saying in the SUBTLEST way possible that we would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.

Take if you will the case of Barrett Brown. Brown has been sitting in federal prison without a trial for almost a year at this point, for making threats on youtube against an FBI agent. Brown made these remarks while he was going through heroin withdrawal, but his incarceration happened without delay. Kokesh, however, has stated on the Alex Jones show (?!) that he considers this event to be an “armed revolt against the government.”

If Kokesh does not– at the very least– get a visit from some manner of law enforcement agency (and apparently, he lives right down the road from the headquarters of the FBI, so it’s not too far of a drive) he is every bit as much of a paid agent provocateur as Hal Turner was.

No, no– think about this. All of Kokesh’s stunts involve a large number of people getting arrested. Remember when he tried to sell lemonade on the national mall? The law he violated is in place to keep shitty multinational corporations like McDonalds from setting up a burger stand in the center of “America’s Lawn.” Those people he duped into standing up for libertarian capitalist exploitation of the commons? All arrested– except for him. Remember his “dance party” at the Jefferson Memorial? He got arrested as well as a bunch of other people for violating… a fire code.

This latest stunt is most likely the last, dying gasp of an agent provocateur who’s heard the buzz that his handlers are considering cutting his paycheck. Look, regardless if you are for or against open or concealed carry, the law is very clear: DC law explicitly forbids either within its boundaries, federal law explicitly forbids either on all of its property, Arlington National Cemetery forbids both (unless you’re part of an official funeral and it’s part of your full dress uniform, but we strongly doubt a gaggle of paultards in ratty t-shirts and shorts carrying a motley assortment of cobbled-together ARs and AKs are anybody’s uniform outside of whiny Halo fanboys whose mothers won’t bring them more chocolate milk, but we digress) and the border between DC and Virginia actually exists immediately where the asphalt ends and the bridge begins. Even if this cadre of hilariously inept goons manages to assemble outside of DC without any incident, all access to DC over that bridge during the fourth of July is controlled by checkpoints where all sorts of contraband are seized from tourists attempting to enter the District– and where, incidentally, I was detained and interrogated by National Parks police for a few minutes because I happened to have a sprig of mugwort tied around my backpack handle.

We’ve covered one of these stupid open carry rallies before. Kokesh’s plan makes that event seem level-headed and sanely managed, even though the elder event was organized by people who advocated throwing bricks through the office windows of their members of congress. Of course, those folks don’t really seem to like Kokesh’s plan. Oh, what the hell, they’re going BALLISTIC over it (OH GOD THAT WAS A HORRIBLE PUN)


“I recall Kokesh from his days with Iraq Veterans Against the War (IVAW), an offshoot of John Kerry’s Vietnam Veterans Against the War (VVAW), his ceaseless promotion of Adam Kokesh, and most of all, the crazed stare of the truly mad. My guess is that if he’s pushing an armed march on D.C., it is because he’s hoping to immediately surrender as soon as he hits police lines (There is no way he’ll be carrying a gun himself), and is counting on one of the hotheads he brings with him will starting a shoot war with poorly-trained Metro police units and trigger-happy federal agents armed with automatic weapons.”

Look, I don’t think that Kokesh is part of some bizarre Hollywood-esque fantasy that’s part of a plan to slaughter profoundly stupid gun owners in public in front of families with small children– that’s paranoid jibber-jabber. It is, however, standard operating procedure for law enforcement to use informants and provocateurs to entrap other people without having to actually commit the crime of entrapment.

We’ve mocked the hyperbolic rhetoric of the gun-nut crowd to no end here, so don’t take this as some sort of massive political shift– we’re highlighting Kokesh because he’s been the beneficary of a wall of silence. Any time anyone on the left has attempted to complain about his revolting behavior, they’ve been shouted down or ignored. Remember when Kokesh was kicked out of the IVAW house? What about the numerous times he’s conducted fawning, softball interviews with Kevin Deanna– the white supremacist founder of Youth for Western Civilization? If there was any response, it usually consisted of “YUR JEST A ILLOOMINATY SOCK PUPPET” or other barely coherent invective.

Now he’s going to collect a group of easily impressionable, easily terrified gun owners and throw them in front of a sea of well trained, highly disciplined and heavily armed police. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

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5 responses to “Adam Kokesh: Portrait of an Attention Whore

  1. I do feel that you guys are armchair quarterbacking, here. Let’s entertain the notion, for a moment, that Kokesh is a government operative, trying to entrap citizens. How is getting gun owners arrested in the advantage of the gun grabbers? If anything, that should bolster the pro-gun rights movement, and validate everything the worst conspiracy theorists have been saying. Either that, or it would spark an outright gun ban. But if they try that, it will spark a nation-wide civil war that they cannot win, and many states will secede altogether.

    • Thelibertylamp

      Even if we remove the government provocateur angle from the argument, people are going to be arrested. There is no place– none– where anyone involved in this stunt can legally carry a firearm, concealed or otherwise. You cannot carry a firearm on Arlington National Cemetery (unless, as we’ve stated, it’s part of your formal dress and you’re attending a funeral) and you cannot carry a firearm in DC. There is nowhere on Arlington National Cemetery where anyone involved with this can assemble without being arrested; the bridge, when it is inside the border of Virginia, is under the jurisdiction of Arlington National Cemetery– the rest of it is property of DC.

      This isn’t armchair quarterbacking, it’s the hard, legal facts. Adam Kokesh is an intensely stupid, reckless and idiotic fame-whore whose only method of media exposure is engineering mass arrests where he’s made out to be some sort of martyr.

      There’s also not going to be any secession, least of all over something as petty as gun rights– no matter how febrile the hallucinations of a bunch of shit-your-pants-terrified losers in bunkers want there to be one.

    • Clem Fetsmunker, Bass Player in a Kiss Tribute Band Tribute Band and Plastic Fork Collector

      “Gun grabbers”, “many states will secede” Uhhhh DUH FUQ?! I am sorry but there is not going to be a grab for guns, the only people saying that is those who stand to profit off of the sale of guns and ammo. It has all been a scam by the industry and their good partners in groups like the NRA, GOA and other right wing pro-gun industry organizations.

      Those groups couldn’t give a shit about gun ownership or being responsible. They are just stooges for Colt and Winchester and Kel-Tec and others. They drive up the price of ammo by sending everyone in a tizzy and then folks like me who are not worried about the government taking my guns or some other whacko scenario have to spend a lot more and deal with a lot more bullshit.

      I think the gun and ammo industry was in a bit of a lull so they needed to drum up some business and what better way than hysteria and especially when you can also play to racists as well who just want to hate Obama even though many of his policies have been in line with their beliefs.

      You guys are so fear based it is comical. A bunch of basically shut ins or those prone to becoming them are not going to spark off some civil war. At the first sign of someone pointing a gun at you and the pants will become brown and mushy (like the inside of your head).