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Michael Hill’s Asinine Speech

Gather ’round, folks, it’s time for another dissection of a hilariously awful speech! This time, it’s from “Doctor” J. Michael Hill of the League of The South. He addressed his fellow LOSers on June 28th, 2014.

Keynote speech, “Dr” Michael Hill, President, League of the South, 28 June 2014:

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Doctor? Jeez, every right-winger from Laura Schlessinger to Michael Savage is a “doctor” nowadays. Unfortunately for them, it’s usually in things like “gym class” or “underwater basketweaving,” and for someone who appends “doctor” to their name at every opportunity, I can’t actually find out what Hill has a doctorate in. No one, from the SPLC to dixienet themselves give any hint as to what this mysterious “doctorate” refers to– it’s as if he wasn’t proud of it or he’s lying. The more extreme the right-wing group gets, the more flowery and ridiculous these invented titles become– like “commander” Jeff Schoep of the NSM or “imperial wizard” Richard Green of the KKK– both groups, I should add, share members with the League of the South. So for now, let’s call him “doctor” Michael Hill, just like “Doctor” John Zoidberg.

ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN . . .

Congratulations, Leftists, you have won.

Hey! Thanks! We accept your surrender! Wait, this isn’t *really* a surrender document, is it? It’s going to be another “too long; didn’t read” screed of whining, crybaby namecalling and petulant tentrums excreted by someone who has the emotional maturity of a two-year old coming down from a sugar high.

You have taken over the West and now your worldview is triumphant. Europe, America, and the other former lands of Christendom lie in your grasp. The Age of Enlightened Utopia has arrived.

For someone who was a history professor at Stillman, you’d think they’d know that the Age of Enlightenment happened *three hundred years ago* and the *horrible awful terrible very bad no good* products of that era were things like the United States of America and the Constitution, but maybe this is why he’s a *former* professor.

So, congratulations, Leftists, you have won.

Again with the surrender! You don’t need to make a big speech, just accept defeat like a “nobleman” would and quit whining like a spoiled child.

But what is it that you have won? You have made White gentiles, particularly Christians, afraid and ashamed to stand up for their God and thus for the civilization with which He blessed them.

And we’re supposed to expect any sort of rational discourse from someone who exhibits ideological parity with babbling madmen who fervently believe the earth was created six thousand years ago?

Quite a feat, really, considering there was a time when Christian men would actually fight for their patrimony and declare it good. But not these modern “men” — clergy included, sadly — who

So, by extension, “Doctor” Michael Hill’s definition of a “man” is someone who actively seeks to exterminate or enslave everyone who is of a different faith. There are a number of such well-armed “men” who are currently in the Levant, doing precisely what “Doctor” Michael Hill claims to be the paragon of manliness, so let’s see him drop everything to court ISIL. His standards, not mine, after all.

whimper and moan their mea culpas on cue about all the wrongs of which they have been charged by the Left: racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, anti-Semitism, etc., etc.

Hey, if you rape children, the least you could do is apologize for it.

Now, thanks to your victory, these are no limits on what a man — or surely a woman – may be or become. Be trans-gendered and marry your pet! The bursting of the bonds of narrow Christian

But no longer in Alabama, where Hill makes his home. Yes, Alabama finally decided to exit the stone age and made bestiality a misdemeanor crime in January of 2014.

limitations is manifest in a thousand new human rights discovered every day in the unfettered Leftist imagination!

Well, where’s the problem in that? Oh, I remember, you take issue with the general consensus among mainstream Christianity that human beings shouldn’t be treated like appliances or draft animals. Obviously, if the majority of human life on this planet begins to move away from the idea that some human beings should be bought and sold like used tires, there MUST be an evil, atheistic satanic conspiracy at work! You clearly believe there is something inherently wrong and dangerous with the concept of behaving in a decent manner to people who don’t exhibit carbon copies of your ideology, and that itself is worrying. But the beauty of this whole kooky “compassion” thing that some stinkin’, bearded, sandal-wearing hippie commie jew named Jesus of Nazareth (and a whole lot of other people) talked about is that if you extend compassion to others, that act melts their hatred. So maybe you just need a hug. Or a swift kick in the britches. Either way, get over yourself.

And we silly traditionalists thought those Universal Human Rights were going to end with the civil rights movement to give the darker races equality.

“Oh! Curses! We were so stupid! We thought that once th’ darkies got desegregation, they’d just go back to living like feral dogs under a freeway! It completely befuddled our dogma-addled brains that they’d want to CONTINUE to be treated like human beings!”

You have told us that all men, and all cultures, are equal.

Yes, under the law, they are. That’s the whole point of “equal rights.” It’s not to “take away” your rights, but to put it into law that certain traditions –like hunting black people for sport and the aforementioned bestiality– are no longer legally permissible acts. It’s the force of law that’s stating one person has no legal rights to dehumanize another person or a group of people. Perhaps, if you were operating under the assumption that it was your “god-given right” to enslave people, you might see this as somehow infringing on those “rights,” but one of the central tenets of the Christianity you claim to believe in is exactly that– *no one* has those rights.

Or at least men have been forced to say they believe that they are. Procrustes has nothing on you!

So, you’re comparing being legally restricted from owning another human being to the Greek bandit who broke limbs in order to make his victims fit the shape of an iron bed? This is a joke, right?

And once a man convinces himself of the rightness and goodness —and the necessity — of Equality, he will then lay down everything he values on that altar. Even to the point of destroying the future for his children and grandchildren to prove how enlightened he is. Otherwise, he could lose his job and starve to death, along with his family.

Eh?

Eh?

Again, the hypocrisy of right-wingers laid bare: It’s not the fault of the meth-smoking buffoon who scrawls racist graffiti on a school, but the “nasty leftists” who made it illegal for him to do it. It’s not *his* fault he loses his job, but it’s the fault of the “nasty leftists” who made him unemployable. It’s not *his* fault that no one wants to hire an ex-felon drug addict, but the “nasty leftists” who make people feel “bad” about having someone like that on their staff. Why, just think about all of the potential brain surgeons, quantum physicists and mathematicians currently languishing in federal prison because the “nasty leftists” put them there for the trivial offense of lynching some uppity colored folks. IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY!

In your quest for Equality, you victorious Leftists have made it manifest in the material world. It’s not good enough to keep it in slogans — “All men are created equal.” No, it must be brought down to the material world in the form of the franchise and swag . . . and sometimes even jobs (but really cushy ones from which the unqualified employee cannot be terminated).

That horrible “All Men Are Created Equal” line was penned by Thomas Jefferson– a true son of the south. It must be an evil leftist conspiracy that keeps the aforementioned particle physicists out of that rinky-dink know-nothing “University of Virginia” that he founded too, right?

And because you don’t believe in God or sin, you have convinced the rest of us that all evil is external to man himself and can be eradicated by the right sort of education and social programs.

“Yeah! Bring back the old ways of public executions and lynchings! We swear we’re not a hate group, but it’s sure convenient that all black people are guilty of every single crime they’re accused of! That’ll show the world how civillized we are!”

So we now have the modern, post-Christian education system in all its eloquent glory – Common Core, here we come!

“Blah blah blah buzzword to show I’m not an illiterate oaf who can’t read a newspaper”

Moreover, we have the omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent Caesar/God-on-the-Potomac and its counterpart in Brussels to give us our daily bread (and other “free” stuff). Never mind that they are financially bankrupt . . .

“Blah blah blah death of the west, blah blah blah the west is decadent, blah blah blah same shit Julius Evola farted out over seventy years ago”

Speaking of all that prosperity that somehow just magically appeared (you didn’t do that yourself, as Obama reminded us)

And where did the prosperity that the antebellum south enjoyed spring up from? Oh, right! Slavery! Hey, we really ought to listen to you, since you’re clearly an expert on how prosperity materializes out of thin air.

in all those White Christian countries, you have convinced the non-White, Third World that it deserves a share of it all. Hence, you have set a devouring Free Shit Army on a worldwide march,

It’s really quite amusing when someone with absolutely zero understanding of the complex nature of global capitalism starts flapping their gums about things they apparently have no hope of being able to wrap their feeble little brains around. Migrations from poor areas to wealthier areas has occurred for millenia. This isn’t a new thing: immigrants from poorer countries aren’t flocking to “your” cities of Berlin and Stockholm because of some bizarre, innate desire to wreck things, it’s because there are *jobs* in those places where none exist in the places where the migrants originate. I should also point out that the vast majority of immigrants to places like London and Berlin are actually coming from places like Ireland and Poland– which, if you’re a true student of history, you’d know that “true southerners” like the KKK considered the Irish and Poles to be on the same level as other non-whites. So “Doctor” Hill is probably speaking from the heart when he’s talking about those nasty foreigners sullying his pure, aryan landscape– because in his drooling stupor, “Doctor” Hill doesn’t think that the Irish are white. Go figure.

destination London, Paris, Rome, Berlin, Stockholm, and all our hamlets, large and small, here in the New World.

“Our tiny little hamlets of New York and Atlanta and Dallas! Won’t someone think of these tiny little fishing villages populated by poor peasant farmers!”

You have given husky legs to Jean Raspail’s dystopian novel, Camp of the Saints, of the 1970s, just as I once told my university students that you would!

“See, I’m not a crabby, racist old man with a made up doctorate! I’m actually a PROPHET!”

You, O conquering Leftists, have Imagined!

Imagination is power! That’s why you have none!

And in doing so you’ve not only imagined away Heaven . . . and Hell, but borders as well.

I’d like to imagine away Hobby Lobby, too, but that ain’t happening…

We used to have those, and they denoted our nations’ political boundaries. To cross one without permission was an egregious violation that often led to death and war. But it also kept traditional men in their respective places, something you did not like. It gave us backward thinking Neanderthals something we could call “ours.”

Why don’t you go walk across the 38th parallel and tell me how illusory borders are. Are you really arguing *for* the expansion of war and bloodshed over arbitrary lines on a map? You know, “don’t cross this creek or else we’ll gut you like a fish?” How civilized.

So now that White countries are allowed no borders,

Ask Michael Savage about the “borderless” state of England. Those “nonexistent borders” are doing a pretty good job of keeping him and his hate speech out of Albion.

we have become little more than extended-stay motels (run of course by Indians) for the world. As the mantra says: Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, and White Countries for everyone! We have no place to call our own anymore, and if we dare claim we do we are quickly put back in our place by the usual epithet: racist, xenophobic Nazi whowantstokillsixmillionjews!

“I’m not a racist and leftists like to slander everyone with the racist brush, but ALL EXTENDED STAY MOTELS ARE RUN BY INDIANS”

And we slink back to our diminished (and still diminishing) little corners.

With defeatist rhetoric like this, no wonder the south lost the civil war.

Oh, I could go on but what’s the use.

There’s an end to this interminable slog of dime-store words and hallucinatory paranoia? End it now!

We know what you’ve done to undermine our civilization. We know the plan.

“We broke into Secret Leftist World Headquarters and stole this book called “THE PLAN”!”

But there remain a couple of questions. To be truthful,

“To be truthful, because everything I’ve ever uttered up until this point has been a bald-faced lie…”

how are you going to explain to the teeming masses for whom you have presumably created this Brave New World that it’s really not their interests that motivate you, but merely your own? And you will have to explain this selfishness when your promised Utopia fails to live up to its billing as Savior of the Downtrodden.

“See, that’s the beauty of the political ideology of the League of the South– no explanations for anybody, least of all darkies and womenfolk! If they want an explanation as to why you’re beating them, just beat ’em harder!”

And it is failing . . . and will eventually crash and burn.

“Blah blah blah more Julius Evola crap I think that will appeal to ‘th’ youth'”

But that was the plan all along, wasn’t it? It wasn’t to make a better world for the poor and disadvantaged. They are just your do-gooder foil, the mask to hide the monster. It was to satiate your misanthropic hunger, because just beneath that sanctimonious visage you are a hater of all that is truly human. Yours is the Cloward-Piven strategy on steroids for the whole world!

“See, it’s all very sneaky– we’re going to stop the slave trade, make lynching illegal, end segregated bathrooms and integrate the schools, and THEN we’re going to make it illegal to publicly execute homosexuals, and then we’re going to feed the homeless, clothe the poor, heal the sick and end the scourge of various forms of infectious diseases! Then when they’re all at a vastly higher standard of living, we’re going to encourage international diplomacy to reduce the possibility of future wars, raise wages so the income disparity between rich and poor is diminished and encourage scientific and artistic endeavours throughout all aspects of society!”
“That doesn’t sound very evil.”
“It’s not, but only delusional former professors with made-up doctorates and a chip on their shoulder the size of Gibralter will think it’s evil, so if we’re pissing those freaks off, we’ve got to be doing SOMETHING right!”

Wealth, power, and position is your game. And your end goal is the same as it was in the Garden so long ago: The Serpent wants to replace God and rule humanity.

So it’s evil to oppose slavery and lynching. Gotcha.

You are the Serpent’s offspring, the children of the Father of Lies.

“And your hair looks stupid, and your clothes don’t fit you, and you’ve got big feet, and you are a buttbrain, and you have dog breath, and…”

But you know you still have a prickly problem to face, right? Some of us will not recognize your “victory” as permanent. We will not go quietly into that night, to paraphrase one of our great poets.

Dylan Thomas? Sheesh, no WONDER you’re a FORMER professor. You claiming Dylan Thomas as one of “your” own is laughable. Dylan Thomas proclaimed himself to be a “radical socialist” and was schooled from 1933 onwards by preeminent Welsh Marxists. For all of your bitching and moaning about how “evil” it is to want to help people in need and how such “leftism” is the “devil’s work,” let’s see what else the man *YOU* just cited has to say:

“I take my stand with any revolutionary body that asserts it to be the right of all men to share, equally and impartially, every production of man… from the sources of production at man’s disposal”. Dylan Thomas, New Verse (1934).

Have you even read a single page of Dylan Thomas’ work? Maybe you’d like to revise this entire pile of gibberish to damn the man you claimed as one of your own as a demonic satanist instead of the paragon of whiteness you just so cravenly attempted to do.

We will bitterly cling to our God and our guns. We will fight back, and you know it.

“We will bravely beat our wives and abuse our children! We will heroically lynch non-whites! We will honorably brew meth in our bathrooms! We will chivalrously re-write history and appropriate individuals with political stances diametrically opposed to our own to server our narrow, racist, political fantasies!”

In fact, you knew all along that we — White men and women of European descent, the inheritors of Christendom — were your only real nemesis on this earth.

Our only nemeses are ignorance and greed, so if you’re claiming those, you’re welcome to ’em.

And you knew from the start what that meant if you were to achieve complete victory: you would have to eliminate us.

Someone cut in front of me at the Krispy Kreme! THATS WHITE GENOCIDE

Someone cut in front of me at the Krispy Kreme! THATS WHITE GENOCIDE

Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ, everything with you is steeped in this histrionic “genocide” narrative, isn’t it? “They’re out to KILL US!” “They want to put us into FEMA DEATH CAMPS” “The Muslim Kenyan is going to subject you to DEATH PANELS!” “White people are being GENOCIDED!” You’d think that a group like your own that has such a colorful history of perpetrating genocides would actually know what a genocide is, but then again, this is probably why you’re a FORMER professor.

But you were not sure you could pull it off, were you? It also made you feel a little creepy and hypocritical, didn’t it? I mean, after all the whining and moaning you have done (and still do) about past examples of genocide, you really had to make us believe you were the perpetual victims, even as you sharpened your blades to eviscerate us.

It’s “whining” to own to up trying to exterminate millions of people because they weren’t born with the right amount of melanin in their skin? The only people who have this little regard for humanity are sociopaths and serial killers. Which, if you’re seriously attempting to argue for legalizing lynching, you are one.

Well, some of us are on to you and your plans. We will no longer play the game on your turf and by your rules. We will no longer succumb to White Guilt. We are throwing off your shackles. We are rising in Europe and in America. We are nationalists—French, English, Scottish, German, Danish, Swedish, and Southern, among others—and our lands and our civilizations belong to us.

You’re not a “Nationalist” then, because the “south” wasn’t “yours.” You *stole it* from the indigenous people who were here centuries before you and then you *imported people* to do the work you yourselves were too *lazy* to do. This isn’t the talk of a nationalist, it’s the bellyaching of a disaffected old man who is incapable and unwilling to accept the fact that the world evolves. If anything, you’re a failed colonialist, a fusty, moth-eaten relic of a war wherein your entire world was burned to the ground. All you can do is perpetuate a death cult that deifies men. You couch your rhetoric in the “death” of this or the “death” of that, with “dead” leaders and “dead” men– but we are the ones who are alive, and it is John Brown who is still alive in all of us.

Your universalism is doomed. And so are you.

“And you’re stupid, and your mother dresses you funny, and you fart out of your butt, and you smell, and Jimmy thinks you’re a dork, and you wet the bed, and…”

So enjoy your little short-lived triumph

The way you put it, it’s been triumph after triumph for “leftists” since the beginning of the age of enlightenment, and if you consider three hundred years to be “short-lived” I think you’ve got some serious problems with your perception of time and reality.

before the breaking wave of nationalism washes you away.

When a wave breaks, it is at its apex of coherent power, and from that point it changes into poorly-defined kinetic energy. You state that the wave of nationalism is “breaking,” meaning that the wave has already begun to deform and lose power. It follows then that this wave will rapidly dissolve and recede back into the water, its energy completely spent. I think you probably intended to call it a “rising tide,” which would probably be less embarassing for a “doctor”– and let’s be frank, you are from Alabama, so why you didn’t pick up on the “Crimson Tide” allusion is beyond me. Maybe you really don’t give a shit about the south at all.

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Happy Fifth Anniversary, have some lulz!

Happy Birthday To Us!

Happy Birthday To Us!

This marks the fifth year of Lady Liberty’s Lamp, and we’re glad you’ve been with us for this long. We’re especially thankful to all of the hare-brained trolls who have provided us bucketloads of side-splitting laughs. So, for this landmark anniversary, let’s take a look at one of the funnier half-wits to darken our towels.

Say hello to Joe Alice Daves of Kirkland, Arizona. Joe believes he’s a “libertarian heathen” and has some very mean things to say about us! Let’s take a look at this stirring, erudite skewering of a few our posts. Or not. We’ll keep his spelling and formatting intact, for added flavor. If you’re wondering why paying attention to this nobody, we’re highlighting him as a typical Asatru Folk Assembly apologist– sure, the spelling might be a little different, but the arguments are the same. Almost as if they’re all reading off a script.

I know the post is over a year old, but it took me this long to formulate a response

Translation: I know the post is over a year old, but it took me this long to formulate a response

Direct from his failure of a blog!

 

the liberty lamp blog has to my knowledge done two posts on Steve and the AFA these are both filled with hate speech and ridiculous arguments against us.

 

Oh boy. Someone isn’t familiar with the concept of a “repost.” Circle Ansuz is the author of the posts in question. We just added our own comments. Ridiculous arguments? You mean evidence backed up by comprehensive citations and sources? Dear me, must be that whole “reality has a liberal bias” thing again. Drat!

first both posts begin with images of Nazi symbolism a cheap stunt to shock and horrify their readers ,

And this person can’t read a caption either. I mean, if someone makes a post about subject X, then posts a picture of subject X and adds a caption referencing subject X, they certainly must be completely unrelated and only posted for shock value. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck– well, it must be a refrigerator.

second they attempt to use arrogance and “logic” to argue against the theory of meta genetics and genetic memory here is one example when referring to another article they posted the link to “Details McNallen’s goofy theories on why the souls of white people are incompatible with people of other races, as if they are distinct species”

Wait! That’s point two? You mean that complaining about the fact that you can’t understand how an old cult obsessed with racial spiritualism is related to a new cult obsessed with racial spiritualism constitutes “point one?” This is the type of mental athlete that the AFA sports as its champions? Sigh.

But why did you leave off the bit about how McNallen was an ardent, foaming supporter of South African death squads? Are you ashamed of your cult leader’s past? Tsk tsk, such disobedience means you’ll get half your serving of gruel for dinner! But enough of that– is there any actual refutation of what Circle Ansuz laid out? You know, any proof that Steven McNallen didn’t actually say those things that he actually said? No? This isn’t a refutation or a rebuttal, this is you being dense.

and another ” he quite literally believes that the souls of different races are as incompatible as an Allen wrench to a flat-head screw”

Yes, that’s right, that’s the whole concept of “aryans” not being able to be reincarnated as “non aryans.” Where’s the rebuttal or refutation?

you can not argue against a religious belief you either believe in or you don’t ( I think human history should have taught us that by now )

Eh?

Uh, no.

Wait, what? I can’t even parse this properly. Do you mean to say that it is not possible to argue against a religious belief that you do or do not believe in, or do you mean to say that arguing against a religious belief is impossible in and of itself? In either case, there are millennia of atheist philosophers who stridently disagree. Lest I be penalized for engaging in a straw-man argument, I’ll take your argument as written: How did history prove that it is impossible to argue against a religious belief? You have never actually provided any evidence to support this claim. Of course, this whole statement is preposterous– any subject can be argued. Refusing to accept the existence of those arguments doesn’t make them go away, it weakens your own position to a point where the only thing propping up your tissue of lies is the blind fervor of your adherents. Force is no substitute for intellect. This head-in-the-sand approach seems to be pretty typical of AFA apologists.

and sounding condensed to get people to agree with you is a older cheat stunt then propaganda.

Did you mean “condescending?” We only do that because it’s funny to laugh at people who are so desperately trying to push half-baked racist puffery about how non-whites are genetically incapable of being as spiritually “advanced” as “pure whites.” If there’s anyone more deserving of mockery and derision than the people trying to build a new Thule Society, it’s the people who act as feeble apologists for these crackpots. People like you.

third if different races evolved to look differently then why would they not be spiritual different as well ( see doesn’t sound so goofy does it?)

This makes as much sense as the idiotic creationist trope of “if man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?” You’re making a straw man argument. There are spiritual differences between cultures, and there are significant similarities– but this isn’t the position of the AFA, and you know that. The position of the AFA is that non-whites are incompatible with “white spirituality.” This isn’t a question of whether or not different cultures have different religious practices, we’re talking about how the AFA perpetuates the notion that Europeans have a homogenous monoculture through the asinine theory that “white” people are genetically and spiritually incompatible with other races– as if we’re talking about dogs and fish interbreeding. The mixed race female cosplayers on your facebook page can attest to the fallacy of your position.

fourth they make many other bigoted comments against us

“Waah, someone’s being mean to me on the internet! I’m going to call them a bigot because it sounds good even though I have no idea what the word actually means!” Have we or Circle Ansuz ever made any derrogatory statements about heathens, pagans or non-christian religions? Of course not. We make derrogatory statements about racist piles of shit who are trying to legitimize their backwards, paranoid and intellectually bankrupt desires for race wars under the guise of spirituality, as if having a minority religious belief is a magical shield against criticism. It’s not “bigotry” to point out that your spiritual leader thought that killing people for fun and profit was a jolly good idea, nor is it “hate speech” to expose links between someone trying to act squeaky clean and neo-nazi groups– these are things called “facts.” We’re sorry that you’re offended by the ugly truth.

like this one “every time we’ve probed this disturbing tendency within the pagan scene, we’ve hit brick walls, hostility or half-assed weasel-worded apologies and excuses. The most common excuse we’ve heard was the “in the spirit of Frith, we don’t speak ill of our brothers and sisters in the heathen community.” Excuse me? There’s a loathsome, glad-handing, grinning creature wriggling under the skin of your community and you claim you’re either unwilling or unable to talk about his batshit-crazy racial theories because it will upset people? To niflhel with that
garbage.”

This isn’t what “bigoted” means.
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FRITH IS MUCH MORE THEN NOT WANTING TO “UPSET PEOPLE” IT IS ABOUT LOYALTY TO OUR FOLK DO NOT CALL OUR BELIEFS HALF ASSED WEASEL WORDS OR GARBAGE.

So “loyalty to your folk” means apologizing for and covering up a racist scam artist? It means crushing dissent and flinging the terms “racist” and “bigot” at anyone who dares question your litany of deceit? It means unquestioningly swallowing demonstrable hogwash in the mistaken belief that ideological purity and subservience to a deranged fool with a Napoleon complex is the path to spiritual liberation? Hey man, if you don’t want people classifying your dearly held beliefs as a bunch of racist garbage, it might help for you to, you know, distance yourself from racist garbage. Unless you actually are a racist pile of shit– in which case you should stop being such a vile coward and admit it. At least the goose-stepping idiots with uniform fetishes are proud to admit that they’re racist buffoons.

these are hate filled arguments and false claims of racism against us another example when they refer to the AFA and steve as and i quote “the cancerous sludge known as the Asatru Folk Assembly and McNallen himself”
in conclusion this is just hate speech if you want to learn about the AFA go to rune stone.com

Sometimes a picture says a thousand words.

Sometimes a picture says a thousand words.

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Time for a Laff-Break: Rep. Steve Stockman Threatens Jail To Anyone Who Publishes His Mugshot

Someone hasn’t heard of the “Streissand Effect.”

Internet Fame, here I come!

Internet Fame, here I come!

“A Michigan official has removed documents from a state website that erroneously claimed U.S. Congressman Steve Stockman had been convicted of a crime in the 1970s,” Stockman spokesperson Donny Ferguson wrote on the campaign’s website. “Michigan’s 43rd Judicial District Clerk stated Stockman was never convicted of any charge and the documents were supposed to have been destroyed in 1978. Another Michigan official has advised Stockman he has grounds to file criminal complaints against any person or media organization that published the documents.”

Ferguson did not specify the name of the Michigan official who raised the prospect of criminal complaints, and did not reply to follow-up questions from TPM.

Stockman’s mugshot has been bouncing around the internet for weeks. The Texas Tribune last month published the arrest records, which indicate that in 1977 Stockman was arrested and initially charged with felony possession of Valium. The Stockman campaign now says that a district court judge in Michigan ordered in 1978 the matter dismissed and expunged.

 

Read the whole story at Talking Points Memo.

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Jamie CRACKED Corne and Her 4-H Revolution Project

A big thanks to our friends over at the Chronicle.su for informing the public on the latest activities and declining sanity of the wannabe alternative media manipulator Jamie Jo Corne.

A few years ago they wrote an excellent article about her sordid past, we then  tagged teamed with them and wrote up on her attempts to use Anonymous to promote her racist populist ideals.

Altogether, this sent crazy Jamie Jo Corne packing and evicted from Anonymous and the Occupy movement.

She then flipped and showed her true colors as a birther-Islamophobe-Tea bagger  on various political forums under the alias “Twisted Gypsy”.

CrazyCorne

Simple forum posting isn’t enough for a narcissist– Jamie had to impose herself again into a new movement and she seems to have found a home with a small fringe group of  populist patriot truckers. She has PLANS and a CAPS LOCK KEY and she’s NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!

We found this recent post on her dismal Presstorm Facebook page and it looks like her crazy has hit a whole new level:

CrazyCorneplans

Livestock in the streets of DC? Really? And then GMO seeds… and then more livestock? Oh, and there will be horses to deliver her “articles of associations”, and then more livestock and seeds! And burning things, she wants to build bonfires of Social Security cards and US currency right on Penn Ave. In the mist of all this she wants to host a BBQ and a “potluck.” At least we know what will happen to the livestock…

If she doesn’t get her temper tantrum “demands”  she is going to stamp her feet and pound her fists and MAGICALLY all the ports in the US are going to close and truckers will block all major arteries of the beltway (what again? LOL!) and then there will be MORE livestock and seeds flooding the streets and her horsemen will bring in the APOCALYPSE from her GREAT WRATH!

One has to wonder why these recent vanguardist attention whores of late like as Jamie Jo Corne and Adam Kokesh have been inflicting themselves on the public. If you observe them, both Corne and Kokesh use very similar rhetoric.  Both want to instigate people into committing grossly illegal activity in Washington DC and right into the hands of the FBI– who has their headquarters is smack-dab in the center of their planned antics. The knee jerk reaction explanation would be that we are looking at paid provocateurs, and this is quite possible and should not be discounted.  Another explanation is that we are witnessing a growing problem of mental illness in our country that is obviously not being addressed properly aside from throwing dodgy drugs at those in need of mental healthcare. Corne and Kokesh suffer from mental  illnesses and it appears to be approaching a dangerous level for them both.

Another element in this picture is the contemporary conspiracy drug culture which fosters idiotic and paranoid perceptions of reality within a small and loud fringe population, of which Kokesh and most likely Corne are a part of.

Whatever the explanation for this lunacy of self appointed violent, self absorbed “revolutionaries,” most of us can agree they are a bad joke. We can all hope that nobody will get harmed should they attempt to take their dreams of glory to the level of going postal.

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Dept. of Homeland Security LULZ!

Dept of Homeland Security Epic FAIL!!!

Nothing is more hilarious than watching the Dept. of Homeland Security get it wrong! And nothing proves them more wrong than their own moronic tax payer wasted reports!

We were given this little delicious piece of caek today and the report is so inaccurate and funny, they are even freaking out at Anonymous jokes Ops that were presented as LULZ such as OpFacebook which was a joke from the beginning.

We know the Federales are not hired for brains, they are hired for clean piss, lack of humour, and the ability to butt kiss their hierarchal system.

Grab some popcorn and pop open a brew and read the major LULZ and buckets of Epic FAIL!

DHS ANONYMOUS Upcoming Operations Impact and Likelihood UFOUO 09012011

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White Supremacist “Conservatives” hold Gatherings at the National Press Club and Ronald Reagan Building on 9/11 weekend in DC

Richard Spencer at the National Press Club is the organizer for the white nationalist NPI conference

9/11 weekend is already a tense weekend in the DC area, with remembrance events, fears of repeated attacks and bumped up security reminders with check points and street cops walking around the metro with shotguns.

To add to this mess, a white supremacist contingent of conservatives who often refer to themselves as “Paleo-Conservatives” attempted to galvanize support via a white nationalist political conference to build a unified base. Unlike the “Neo-Conservatives”– of whom they regard as more beholden to the evils of multi-culturalism than “true conservatives” are supposed to be– the Paleo-cons openly advocate for “white America”.

Richard Spencer was the main organizer of the event which was sponsored by the pro-white advocate group called The National Policy Institute or NPI. Spencer was recently asked to leave TakiMag over the possibility he was too racist for Taki.

The handout flier for this event was titled: “The Majority Strategy”- Why The GOP Must Win White America” and we uploaded it:

National Policy Institute- The Majority Strategy (18mb .PDF)

The speakers at this conference included the waning shock jock from Political Cesspool, James Edwards— whose persona is a cross between a backwoods used car salesman and a racist skinhead, and The American Renaissance publisher Jared Taylor.

Until recently, Taylor was the main organizer of these pro-white conferences, but recently they have been shut down by strong community opposition.

Left: Political Cesspool's James Edwards Right: American Renaissance's Jared Taylor. Both were speakers at the NPI Conference.

Mike Flugennock from Sinkers.org was also there and with his humorous style summed up the conference in his very informative video:

The events were a press conference held at the National Press Club in DC on September 9, 2011 and their conference was located at the Ronald Reagan Building in DC on September 10, 2011.

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The Internet vs. Corporate Greed: Moar Payback

In reference to our last article…”Payback is a Bitch”

Didja hear about that new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRRRR

YO HO HO ITS A PIRATES LIFE FER ME COMRADE ARRRRRRRR

What happens when your industry lobbying arms hire a company to use illegal means to stifle free speech on the internet?

Activists target recording industry websites

Piracy activists have carried out coordinated attacks on websites owned by the music and film industry.

The assault temporarily knocked the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) and the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) offline.

The attacks were declared on notorious message-board 4chan and were reportedly in retaliation for anti-piracy efforts against file-sharing websites.

The group has declared it will continue to target other sites.

Next in their sights is the British Phonographic Industry (BPI), which it has said will come under attack on 20 September.

Data floods

“Operation payback”, as it is known, is reportedly revenge for the MPAA and RIAA’s action against the file-sharing website The Pirate Bay.

Their call to arms was reportedly prompted by a statement by Indian software firm Aiplex, which told the Sydney Morning Herald that it used cyber attacks on sites hosting pirated movies on behalf of the film industry.

Specifically, the firm said that it used Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attacks, where a website is bombarded by requests for pages, effectively taking it offline.

The anonymous activists chose to use the same method to take Aiplex and the other organisations offline.

“We brought them down the same way they brought down The Pirate Bay, with a distributed denial of service,” the group said in message posted on the web.

“They hired aiplex.com, who has been taken care of as well. They struck first, we struck harder.”

The group has advised members to download software to help flood servers and has reportedly used botnets – networks of computers infected with malicious software and under the control of a hacker or criminal – to flood the websites.

A spokesperson for Aiplex confirmed the action to BBC News.

“Our site was under attack for some time,” he said, adding its site had been taken offline for “about a day and half” over the weekend.

The MPAA has also confirmed the attack and said that it had “taken measures” to mitigate the effects.

All of the targeted sites are currently back online, but a message posted on the web suggests that the BPI will be targeted next.

The BPI did not respond to requests for comment.

Sean-Paul Correll of Panda Security described the action as “the future of cyber protests”.

“How do you stop the collective man power of an entire internet community? You can seize equipment, hunt down the originators of the attack, but this is a group who has prided themselves in remaining anonymous, and have done so very well through the power of the internet.”

A similar anonymous group – also reportedly coordinated through 4chan – temporarily blocked access to key Australian government websites plans in protests against plans to introduce net filters in the country, earlier this year.

u mad?

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